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Joke of the Day
"Does this optic nerve make me look?"
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"So If I get lucky with a Native American... Do I get to say I Poked her in her Hontas?"
"The local news says we can tell there's been a power failure with their new app. Call me old fashioned but the lack of lights tips me off."
"My cousin is a terrible proofreader. He always drinks a bottle of Jack Daniels before he checks my work."
"My hair is so long, it started growing it's own hair. Don't take that too seriously, it's metafollicle."
"Did you hear Sea World is removing their Orca attraction? Whale it's about time!"
"I was talking to my buddy Adam Lanza and I asked him if he'd wanna date my 25-year-old friend. He said, ""Yeah! I love taking out twenty - five year olds!"""
"Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet."
"double negatives what is the greatest double negative/oxymoron of all time? A happy Marriage"
"Someone discovered my password. Now I have to rename my dog."