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Joke of the Day

"You guys hear that Bono fell off the stage at the big U2 concert last night? He got a little too close to the edge."

"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her."

"[2011, pakistan, seal team 6 enters the compound] ""chief, something has brought the boys to the yard"" bin laden [making a milkshake]: SHIT"

"What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue? Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier.."

"The vet told me ""I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to put your dog down..."" ""Oh God!"" I said. ""WHY?!"" ""Because my arms are getting tired."" he said."

"Kinky = using a feather. Perverted = using the whole chicken."

"Discipline in the Home by Wilma Child-Begood"

"How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven? Jesus said to him ""Behold! I am risen!"" and he said ""That's nice I don't bereave you."""

"So i asked this girl to have phone sex with me.. She said she cant, because she has Virgin Mobile.."

"I want to to to tell you a pun. That's two to too to."