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Joke of the Day
"Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore."
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"Which person leaves first after a glory hole blowjob? Please answer. It's very urgent."
"If I ever get the chance to reveal a chupacabra to the world, I hope I have the presence of mind to say, ""Chupacadabra!"""
"I shut down my computer in the middle of an iTunes update and I think Siri just sent a Terminator back in time to kill teenage me."
"Even the best men in the Chinese military Have chinks in their armor"
"If you walk up to me with a plate of food and say ""Matt?"" My name will always be Matt."
"What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp."
"If I spray a mosquito with mosquito repellant... Will he be so filled with self loathing that he commits suicide?"
"Don't forget to wear your best clothes to church because Jesus was all about one-upping your neighbour with fancier duds."
"I once met an ape who could use both hands... He was Harambedextrous."