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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp."
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"Every time I have a big bowel movement I say thank you to my digestive system. For putting up with my shit."
"A German joke... A man is thanking a German firefighter in America for saving 100 people. The German says, ""Don't Menschen it"""
"My goal is to be just the right amount of crazy to make everyone else doubt their sanity."
"Dear messed-up memory, please tell me where are my keys instead of reminding me that shit I did on May 08, 2002 at 09;13;54 PM."
"its all fun and games till someone gets hurt... then its hilarious"
"What do you call it when a deer knows karate? Tae-fawn-doe"
"Why can't ghosts have sex? Because they have Halloweenies"
"Where do gay midgets come out from? The cabinet."
"What did the prostitute say to her client? ""It's a business doing pleasure with you."""