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Joke of the Day
"""It's good but it's not right."" Roy Walker having sex with a corpse."
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"Whenever I see a new couple on a date I walk up to their table, hold up my phone and tell the guy ""You're Wife Sarah says hello""."
"I don't think Muslims go far enough.... I don't think Muslims go far enough in killing people who draw images of the prophet Mohammed. I think they should kill people who are named after him as well."
"I went on a date last night with Hellen Keller. I'll never go on a blind date again."
"crush: i really like music me: *gets jealous of music and rips off crushes ears*"
"I became ill after taking self-defense classes... I think I caught Kung Flu."
"What is Jean-Paul Sartre's favorite animal? Lemur."
"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."
"A man walks up to a girl smoking in a bar. He ask if she knows of sudden infant death syndrome. She replies 'wut'... He says 'cause smoking kills, baby'"
"Judge: Doctor how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people."