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Joke of the Day
"I could never commit suicide I just couldn't live with it..."
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"When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture."
"Trojan should be sponsoring Teen Mom. That show is the best advertisement for why you should always wear condoms."
"2: Where mommy? Me: Mommy's at a meeting. 2: Mommy is meat? Me: No. Well...yes, but only if we ever get stranded on an island. 2: Ok."
"Cowboy and Indian A cowboy goes up to an Indian and ties his penis in a knot, the Indian asks, ""How cum?"""
"Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam."
"A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist... -. Do you have pills for the jealousy? -. Yes, yes we do! -. YOU BASTARDS....!"
"What did the Red Queen say at the orgy? ""Off with their heads!"""
"""I don't think you're ready for this jelly."" ~ me talking shit to my peanut butter sandwich."
"In a perfect world, the phrase ""axe body spray"" would only be used to refer to blood splatter patterns."