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Joke of the Day

"I think a cool anti-hero would be Aeon Netflux ...except during fights she would stop every 2 minutes to ""rebuffer"", and her selection of moves would be extremely limited."

"It's 450 BC. Socrates is doing a keg stand at a philosopher frat party. Gets the nickname SoCRAYtes. Nobody takes him seriously ever again."

"Tea without sugar isn't ""unsweetened tea"". It's. Just. Tea."

"TIFU by eating someone else's subway sandwich. Oops, wrong sub."

"If I had a dollar for every time Hillary played the Woman Card ...I'd have $0.77 cents."

"Why does the nurse always carry a red pen while at work? To draw blood."

"How in the hell do people spell your name wrong on facebook when it's right in front of them?!"

"I hate how everyone thinks I'm a d*ckhead just because I go to the gym! I was a d*ckhead well before I went to the gym"

"The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all."

"It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby."