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Joke of the Day

"I don't believe in telling little girls they're beautiful. Or little boys. Anybody, really. The human body is truly disgusting."

"Bend over and take it like a taxpayer."

"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt, shithead."

"Hitler was a great man. He killed Hitler."

"What do you call a kinky secret society? Illumi-naughty."

"What happens if you put a mirror in a garage? A mirage!"

"What's the Pope's least favorite human bone? The blasphemur."

"My friend texts ""ur"" instead of ""you're"" but puts extra letters in ""so"" because she's ""soooo happy."" This is why everyone hates you, Julie."

"I texted my wife with ""ROTFHAHA"" & she replied with ""LMAO"" so I don't think she understands that I'm having a heart attack."

"Your Mama is so fat... that while on her period she sat in the nile and Pharaoh called her ""Moses!"""