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Joke of the Day
"Why don't boxers have sex the night before a fight? Cos they don't fancy each other."
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"My asian friend told me a hilarious joke today... Unfortunately, I had reddit be-4chan."
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""... What's the opposite of progress?"
"Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? Hot and Cold."
"Probably not a coincidence that Taylor Swift just spent $17M on a mansion only two states away from me."
"Blood is thicker than water and a lot harder to clean off the walls."
"A Roman walks into the bar... ...holds up two fingers, and says, ""Five beers, please."""
"Why do they call it a ""roach clip""? Cause ""pot holder"" was taken."
"I made on offensive joke about Muslims... and boom, I lost my job."
"Why does Euler's Number say it's ""going number 2"" when it pees? Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now."