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Joke of the Day

"Why don't boxers have sex the night before a fight? Cos they don't fancy each other."

"A man sat on a baguette pointy end up. He claimed it was ""a pain in the ass""."

"How are toy trains and boobs similar? Both are made for the kid, but daddy ends up playing with them more often."

"OK THERE. DID I PASS YOUR STUPID SOBRIETY TEST YET? Cop: Sir, you're still laying on the ground where you fell down."

"With KFC's announcement they've created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food."

"atom bomb Two rednecks read the paper: the government spent 10 billion $ on a new&improved atom bomb. One of them says: ""please god, let it drop in my back yard"""

"i love nature :) sittin in grass, soakin up sun, listenin to all those weird ringtones that come from those animals in the trees or whatever"

"I was talking to my buddy about 50 Shades Of Grey He said ""yeah, my wife and I have been doing S&M for years."" ""Really!"", I said, ""I had no idea!"" ""Sure,"" he said, ""she sleeps and I masturbate!"""

"""420 blaze it faggot"" ""grandma stop"" ""snapback"" ""stop trying to be hip grandma"" ""i have hip problems yolo swag drake"""

"Did you hear Kim Jong Un banned sarcasm? Woops, thought this was r/News"