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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Kim Jong Un banned sarcasm? Woops, thought this was r/News"

"What did the hillbilly say when he saw the new C7 Vette? NAS-car"

"My biology professor's favorite joke What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!"

"On Thanksgiving, in Soviet Russia... Turkey shoot you!"

"I Hate Being this Sexy, But Somebody Has To Do it."

"It's not that people use only 10% of their brains, it's that only 10% of people use their brains."

"Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey"

"Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died? Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen."

"Thank god we don't send messages with pigeons anymore. Where would I find 200 pigeons every day?"

"do you like dragons? because you'll like it when im dragon my balls across your face"