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Joke of the Day
"Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !"
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"Fast food places should have a third window, where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window."
"WHAT DO WE WANT AMERICA? ROCK HARD ABS!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? RIGHT AFTER WE FINISH THIS BOX OF DOUGHNUTS!!!"
"What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's right leg? Nothing. They've never met."
"Nothing's louder than a quiet bathroom."
"What do u call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass"
"Babies are fucking idiots and we totally act like that's okay."
"Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge... They're going to market reproductive organs."
"What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees? Unioncorns."
"Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !"