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Joke of the Day
"What do u call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass"
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"What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer? Revolver Camelot!"
"Holiday tip. Always buy people gifts that you would like for yourself in case they piss you off before Christmas"
"2018 Oscars for Best actor & Supporting actor goes to Sean Penn for the movie ""El Chapo: La traicion"""
"In my free time I help blind children I usually find throwing pencils is the most efficient method"
"What do you call a homeless guy who broke up with his girlfriend a while ago? A man who hasn't eaten in days."
"You: Knock knock, Me: Who's there?"
"Perks of dating me: You will be the hot one"
"My favorite thing to do when my grandkids visit is to bake a big batch of fresh cookies. Then I eat them all by myself. Screw those kids."
"My computer has been running slow lately... I tried restoring the computer and still no luck. I finally decided to paint the computer black and it ran so much faster."