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Joke of the Day
"Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge... They're going to market reproductive organs."
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"Why don't owls make love in the rain? Because it's too wet to woo."
"Why did the chicken nugget cross the road? To see the chicken strip!!!"
"As a German, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. My engineering is perfect."
"What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on? Mourning Wood"
"""What goes down must come up."" -Sir Anorexic Newton"
"Things have changed so much like 4000 years ago if you killed a lion and could fix people's teeth you would have been the king of everything"
"[At microphone] *clears throat* ""Salsa. Ballet. Conga. Waltz. Jitterbug. Tap."" *crowd cheers* ""Thanks for attending my dance recital."""
"""This sushi is terrible."" ""Sir, this is an aquarium."""
"I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her."