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Joke of the Day
"Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge... They're going to market reproductive organs."
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"90% of being a dad is yelling about doors being left open while the air conditioning is running."
"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferarri."
"Damn girl are you a planet? Because i can see Uranus through my binoculars at night."
"Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg? He was alright."
"How accurate is the Bible? 100% at short range"
"If Twitter is a rave then Facebook is a Tupperware party."
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."
"*Skrillex' mother puts her ear to his bedroom door* *She hears constant bass drops* *Dad walks up* ""Sounds like he's Wubbing one out.."""
"What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world? The Igloominati."