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Joke of the Day

"Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out? Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**"

"Hey parents with teenagers, the bottle of vodka in your liquor cabinet is water."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says ""hey! We have a drink named after you!"" And the grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?!"""

"What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers? ...Smolger's. <.<"

"I Like Long Walks on the Beach until the LSD wears off and it turns out I'm dragging a mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot"

"A man walks into a bar.. Ouch."

"This Ice bucket challenge is old Does anybody else remember when The Titanic nominated everyone on board for it circa 1912"

"Hear about all those Japanese people killing dolphins? Apparently they've been doing it on porpoise!"

"Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta? Because ""made of bread"" was already taken by Jesus."

"I once farted in an Apple store... It's not my fault they don't have windows."