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Joke of the Day

"Hey parents with teenagers, the bottle of vodka in your liquor cabinet is water."

"What does a sick ninja practice? kung flu"

"I love buying cardboard boxes online. You always get one more than you pay for."

"Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, because he ain't coming over to you."

"What do you call a cow with no hind legs? an utter drag"

"(OC) A little joke I just made up... Homeless people never get inside jokes."

"My friend just told me he has a chocolate lab. Turns out it's a dog, not a place. Bummer."

"interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group"

"[graduation speech] all of our parents had sex during the same year and i think that's really great"