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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers? ...Smolger's. <.<"
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"What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book? He Reddit."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination? Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !"
"My mom once forgot her meds and tried to drown me in the bathtub. That made for a really weird 27th Birthday."
"What is a German's favorite Pokemon? NEINtales"
"""Sir, I need you to explain your resume."" Well, my pet tiger & I were beloved cartoon characters ""Current job?"" I pee on things I don't like"
"A man is taking a picture of a koala This has some really great koalaty"
"There's a really annoying moth in my room. It's been on my Silence of the Lambs poster for ages now."
"I dropped my laptop in the ocean. Now there's a dell rolling in the deep."