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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nation of angry women? A cuntry."

"Why don't skeletons play music in church? Because they got no organs."

"Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll"

"Why did Batman climb the tree? He was looking for Robin's nest."

"What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles? A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes."

"[OC] Girls who prefer ""dad bods""... Just want father figures in their lives."

"Is it okay to joke about suicide? Or is it too much of a nooseance..."

"You know what else is pointless? Circles."

"What did God say when Eve swim in the ocean for the first? He said, ""Oh great, now we'll never get that smell off the fish""."

"Who wins in a race to San Francisco, the lesbian couple or the gay couple? The lesbians. They get there lickity split while the gays are still packin it in!"