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Joke of the Day

"Who wins in a race to San Francisco, the lesbian couple or the gay couple? The lesbians. They get there lickity split while the gays are still packin it in!"

"A cowboy walks into a German car dealership and says ""Audi, pardner."""

"What did the prostitute say to her client? ""It's a business doing pleasure with you."""

"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison? The Headlines in the paper read ""Small medium at large"""

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T LIST THOR AS AN EMERGENCY BACKUP?!?!"

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was too chicken to do it."

"A patient asked the dentist if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered ""I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."""

"Whenever I meet someone for the first time, I avoid telling Titanic jokes because they're terrible at breaking the ice."

"The real reason Jesus died on the cross He forgot the safeword."

"The Modern Police Force by Iris Tew"