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Joke of the Day
"You know what else is pointless? Circles."
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"Who invented the equation? A X-pert"
"Cheers to the freakin weekend *lays in bed for 2 days straight*"
"I think Mondays were invented to punish us for all the fun we have on the weekends!"
"DEFENSE! DEFENSE! Defense: I have a boyfriend"
"FIREMAN: this blaze is out of control ME: sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire F: what? No M: *already brandishing a flamethrower*"
"My wife was raped by a mime He preformed unspeakable acts on her"
"I love when I open my dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat."
"If I had a dollar for everytime I heard someone sing a Macklemore song out loud... ...I would have 20 dollars in my pocket"
"If Robbie Rotten's ""We are number one"" is a meme.. Does that make one a musical number?"