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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally pushed 2 for Spanish and the operator spoke perfect, fluent English"
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"I saw a scary looking Middle-Eastern man so Iran"
"I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, ""I'm peeing in here!"""
"Feminist Picnic... No sandwiches were made."
"Two muffins are in an oven The first one says its kind of hot in here. The second one says HOLY SHIT it's a talking muffin."
"Snoop Dogg repackaged himself as Snoop Lion, and then went on to become Snoop Carrot, The first rapper who is also a raw carrot"
"What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp? And Abori-genie."
"Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats."
"Why do you never hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""p"" is silent..."
"How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?"