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Joke of the Day
"Having a British girlfriend is tough They always leave you."
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"""Plagiarism squad reporting for duty sir!"" ""Copy that"""
"Being a vegetarian is a missed steak. That's the joke. Now, fuck off!"
"Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? Most people think its ""R"" but it's really the ""C."""
"What did the lower case ""o"" say to the capital ""O""? You whore."
"Two bananas are relaxing on a river bank... When a turd floats by. The turd shouts over. ""Come on in the waters great."" One banana turns to the other and says. ""Do you believe this shit."""