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Joke of the Day
"The Chuckle Brothers hold the record for the World's biggest sheep They've got a 2 metre ewe."
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"If it screams, it's not food yet"
"My fish makes so much noise during the night that I wake up six times a night to ask him if we are fighting"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."
"I found out how to make my penis 2 inches bigger Just spend a year in space"
"I've never heard a good joke about islam... They've all been a bit shiite"
"I'm not desperate because i'm single, i'm single because i'm not desperate."
"At least dogs look at you when you're talking with them as if to say, hell yeah I'd talk to you, but I'm a dog."
"A robber walks into a bank... ...and shouts ""This is a fuck up!"", The bank teller say's ""Don't you mean a hold up?"" to which the robber replies ""No its a fuck up, I left my gun in the car!"""
"Why did the Muslim cross the road? His dick was stuck in the goat"