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Joke of the Day

"How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning."

"Why did Victoria lose her job? We don't know, it's Victoria's secret."

"What do you call a fat rat? enormouse"

"Chewbacca has started a website that gives out all of the Empire's secrets... Wookieeleaks"

"I wonder if mormons support the transgendered? If they did, they could go on a transmission! -- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast"

"What do you call a virgin redneck? An orphan"

"My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left."

"Why do only 2 Mexicans pass the border at once? Because the sign says no trespassing."

"Yelp is a great way to find out where garbage people will never eat again because one time a waitress forgot their honey mustard."

"Q: Did you hear about the fly that flew through a screen door? A: He strained himself."