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Joke of the Day
"If I had to choose between a rope or the inclined set of steps.... I would opt for the latter."
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"Robert De Niro was worried he was having symptoms of Schizophrenia. He went to his doctor and said... ""I heard things."""
"What does Disney and the porn industry have in common? They both hire adults that look like teenagers."
"""Honey,can u make the dinner reservations for 3 instead of 2 tonight? Debby's coming"" ""We're not bring ur new chainsaw-"" ""HER NAME'S DEBBY"""
"Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets? To avoid a hostel takeover."
"BOSS: I suspect one of you wrongly uses nouns as verbs. Everyone turns around and stairs at me."
"What do you get when you put a bunch of roosters into a compactor? A cock block!"
"I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid.... But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang."
"Lemonade Stand At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
"Confusious say ""Man who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons."""