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Joke of the Day
"My lesbian friend asked what I wanted for my birthday... ... All I got was this stupid rolex!"
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"Do you remember Buckwheat from the little rascals? He recently converted to Islam. And became Kareem of Wheat."
"Life is like a bicycle A black will probably take it."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with large breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean!"
"Deshsawn, Jamal, Tyrone, Darryl, and Darnell all went to see a movie... The 3 of them had fun."
"""How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?"" Doesn't follow instructions very well."
"days 'til xmas Today is December 10th, there is is only 14 shoplifting days til xmas. Now get out there"
"My swimsuit told me to go to the gym today but my sweatpants were like nah girl you're good."
"I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana."
"Q: How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!"