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Joke of the Day

"Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets? To avoid a hostel takeover."

"I'm not saying that girl's a slut... But she has touched more wieners than Heinz ketchup."

"Why is Santa so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram? Memory loss."

"America has never been a homophobic nation.. He grew up with 4 fathers."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !"

"If you sleep with two prostitutes in one day... what is the first one called? a whore-derve"

"I bought my retarded son a Komodo dragon, but for safety reasons we keep him in his cage. Away from the Komodo dragon."

"r u a sheep becus ur baaaaad"

"TIL Supreme Court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the Caribbean! Justice was served."