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Joke of the Day
"Woke up to a beautiful May morning Then we all exchanged gifts and sang carols."
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"BRB YOU GUYS, I GOTTA DO THIS FACEBOOK QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHAT BREED OF CAT I AM"
"What insect lives on nothing? A moth because it eats holes."
"Look picnics, if I wanted to spend three hours protecting my food with a spork, I'd just go to prison."
"The trick to a good joke is nailing the punchline. Jesus Christ"
"What rating do pirate movies always get? PG-13"
"The waiter at the Mexican restaurant called me ""Amigo"". Am I in a gang now?"
"So If I get lucky with a Native American... Do I get to say I Poked her in her Hontas?"
"What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised? A boo-meringue"
"There is no ""I"" in TEAM. But there is MEAT. Delicious meat."