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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? Yes ! Who is there! HortonHearsA Who !"

"I'm lucky enough to be ambidextrous. It's just a shame I'm a lefty."

"I asked a sexy chinese girl for her number, she replied sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight... I said wow, I must be in luck, until her friend grabbed me and said, she means 6663629"

"I feel bad for that caveman who invented the wheel because you know his mother-in-law was all ""She shoulda married Grog. He invented fire"""

"I switched my cellphone to 'airplane mode' and threw it up into the air.. must tell you: WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER."

"Hey, Jose! How many of our friends do you see? Just Juan."

"My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. Anyway, he'll treat her better - they worship cows."

"What time did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Ten-ish."

"And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars."

"Hey, i'm proud of my heritage that's why sometimes, I don't even wear my hood at rallies."