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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? Yes ! Who is there! HortonHearsA Who !"
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"*deathbed* All that time wasted. When I could have been *looks at family* getting down to this... sick... beat *dies* *widow rolls eyes*"
"Whats brown and comes out of Cowes backwards? The Isle of Wight ferry."
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing"
"MICKEY & DONALD IN A FOXHOLE Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked."
"Her: Let's go shopping. Me: In your dreams. Her: The boutique has Wi-Fi. Me: Why are we still here?"
"You people don't appreciate me enough. I'm moving my tweets to TBS."
"It's been so long since I bought groceries, this morning I saw a cockroach move out. ""Good luck,"" he sighed, clutching his tiny suitcases."
"<--------- This guy can't think of anything to tweet so he's gone & done a cute little arrow & pointed it at his Avi with a funny comment."
"Did you hear about the boxer who became a comedian? Turns out he was pretty good at delivering punchlines. *I'm sorry*"