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Joke of the Day
"What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President? West wing"
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"Al Gore should have had a band named The Algorehythms. Courtesy of my dad at lunch today."
"A clown and a child walk into the dark woods.... The child looks up at the clown and says ""I'm scared."" The clown replies ""You're tellin' me kid, I have to walk back alone."""
"My dentist kept telling me i have too much acid in my diet. So I told him he has too much fire on his head."
"What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?"" ""You're fine how am I? """
"What do black people drink during the Holiday Season? Nignog"
"I told my friend that I'm getting a divorce. ""What about the kids?"" he asked. I said, ""they're still together."""
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"What does Matthew McConnaughey call Nazis when he's trying to bring them into the mainstream? Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"
"Judging by the tweets, you guys all lead really interesting lies"