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Joke of the Day
"Some people get paid to make fish puns... I just do it for the halibut."
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"If Arnold Schwarzenegger was a composer which would he be? He'd be Bach"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $2.00, but deer nuts are under a buck!"
"Two crows are in jail. What are they in for? Attempted Murder"
"What do lesbians like best about sex? Tastes great...less filling....TASTES GREAT!!! LESS FILLING!!!"
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside Sorry but after seeing about 5 reposts today, I thought it was open season."
"Mickey Mouse wants a divorce. ""Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy"""
"Guys, if you have to point your toes to put your pants on, those aren't your pants. Give them back to your sister."
"There are 2 types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"Selling Darwinian birds: 5 for $5 Buck finches; get money."