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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher? He was Haydn"
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"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible."
"What do you call a homeless Italian man? Giovanni Change"
"Have you heard of the new sex scandal in the church? They're calling it Jesus fucking Christ"
"How much cum does a gay guy have? A butt load."
"What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer? A dilldoe"
"What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes? Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way."
"dont call my cell phone unless i know you and really even if i know you dont call my cell phone"
"I walked in a Library... I walked in a library and asked the librarian for a book about small penises. The librarian said, ""I'm not sure if it's in yet"". I replied ""Yeah, that's the one"""
"Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree? The University of Minnesoda"