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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher? He was Haydn"
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"Did you hear about the clumsy thief who stole sculptures of famous people's heads? He eventually got busted."
"I can't wait til my kids become adults so I can go over their houses & throw clean laundry all over the floor."
"About to eat at the Cheesecake Factory/commit a hate crime against my butthole."
"The guy in front of me in line to get coffee was loudly complaining that he ""needed his fix"" and then ordered a soy iced mocha latte"
"I have no sense of decency. That way all my other senses are enhanced..."
"So this guy comes in a smokeshop. No wait! A horse! So this guy comes in a horse"
"I don't care how polite your sign is, i'm flushing the toilet paper."
"Def Need a "" facebook filter"" to prevent all the weddings and babies from showing up on my feed."
"A nun wakes up late for church.... She runs out after quickly getting dressed, and asks a small boy, ""Is mass out?"" He replies, ""No but your hat's on crooked."""