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Joke of the Day
"I thought about going vegetarian but I knew I could not handle a missed steak like that."
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"What do you get when you cross a judge and a potato? A Dicktater."
"Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. The only KKK that will let bIack guys inside them."
"If our last names came from the jobs of our ancestors... Then I feel really bad for the boys of the ""Dickinson"" family tree."
"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows."
"I HATE PEOPLE!! but i love women"
"I wonder if serial killers watch Criminal Minds like chefs watch the Food Network: ""Oh, bad move, I'd have done it this way..."""
"What did the illiterate man say upon realizing the couch he just purchased was made of fake leather? Oh for faux sake!"
"What is the difference between SETI and Donald Trump? One has demonstrated the scarcity of intelligent life in the universe, and the other is a scientific study of extra terrestrials."
"Censorship [removed]"