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Joke of the Day

"If our last names came from the jobs of our ancestors... Then I feel really bad for the boys of the ""Dickinson"" family tree."

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me ... they were cramming for their finals."

"How's havin' a dick? It comes in handy."

"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society. (All black people, take a jab - i'm jewish and not racist!)"

"Your so dense, light must bend around you."

"How do you make sure man will never find something? Name it clit."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...They're both stuck up cunts."

"In a touching tribute to Joan Rivers, Target today announced that it would print funny little anecdotes on all of their shopping bags. Just so plastic can make us laugh one more time."

"5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe."

"My signature sandwich is called ""Hamnesia"". I forget what's in it."