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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a judge and a potato? A Dicktater."
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"Gaining Weight? ...It's a piece of cake!"
"After working retail I've discovered that there are two types of people in the world Those who can read signs, and customers."
"I took a photo of the thing I use to play my guitar. It was a lovely pic."
"Home early. Wife : ""Why are u home so early?"" Hubby : ""My boss said go to hell!"""
"Reasons I Can Relate To Raccoons: 1) Dark circles around eyes. 2) Eats junk. 3) Small and chubby. 4) Stays up all night. 5) Cute but will fight you."
"What's red and smells like yellow paint? Red paint"
"What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich? A sub routine."
"What's the saddest computer you can buy? A Dell"
"Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again? He's been underground for five years now."