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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows."
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"Poetry would be a lot harder if violets were orange."
"Some delivery guy knocked on my door today and said, ""I have a parcel for your next door neighbour."" I replied, ""You've got the wrong house then, haven't you?"""
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? The way they traveled through the chimney."
"I Just Opened An Abortion Clinic.. No fetus can defeat us"
"My favorite prank phone-call gag when I was a child: Call store, ask, ""Do you have cotton-balls?"" After confirmation that the store has cotton-balls, ""Does it tickle when you walk?"""
"Are you Jewish? Because your body's smokin ;)"
"Is that a banana in your pocket or... oh wait that is a banana. Sir I'm with super market security. Please come with me."
"Be safe this weekend, otherwise your dumb friends will end up telling some local news reporter how you were always the ""life of the party."""
"How do you spell coward? S-O-N-Y"