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Joke of the Day

"What did the illiterate man say upon realizing the couch he just purchased was made of fake leather? Oh for faux sake!"

"What's the difference between america and a yoghurt? A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years."

"What is Moby Dicks dad's name? Poppa Boner"

"Admiral Ackbar sez, ""drop it like..."" http://i.imgur.com/R896U.jpg"

"Instructions: 1. Watch every breath someone takes 2. Watch every move someone makes 3. Watch every bond someone breaks 4. Log off Facebook"

"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There's Kneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver and gold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."

"Quadruplets: Four crying out loud."

"What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon? Tennish"

"Her: You have a cigarette machine in your kitchen? Me: Well it would look ridiculous in the living room..."

"Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7? Because ""Kindle"" was taken."