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Joke of the Day

"I am the designated driver of 5 40ish women attending a wine tasting. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated during this difficult time."

"What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other? Bunnylingus!"

"What kind of ship never sinks? A dictatorship. *sobs*"

"Joke my kid made up when he was like 4.... What do you call an angry shopper using bad words? A cussomer."

"Mosses did not parted the Red Sea. Chuck Norris did. The Bible got confused because Mosses and Chuck Norris sound so much alike."

"Donald Trump & Mexican Are At Bar On The Boarder Mexican Grill"

"CNN: We're not sure but we'll report it anyway."

"When is 99 greater than 100? When entered on a microwave."

"*sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* ""hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?"" ""YES. AISLE B, BACK"""

"What's the difference in a refrigerator and a vagina? A refrigerator doesn't fart when I pull my meat out."