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Joke of the Day
"I bet that TV in hell consists only of Progressive and sad animal commercials."
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"Why don't lawyers have sex with their clients? To prevent double billing."
"We crush olives for olive oil, we crush walnuts for walnut oil and we crush sunflower seeds for sunflower oil So how do we make baby oil?"
"What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist."
"I got an email from a prince in Africa saying I inherited 100,000 dollars. But my computer just says i got a virus... I hope it's not Ebola"
"Abortion jokes are never funny. So if you accidentally start forming one, you should terminate it before it comes to fruition."
"My wife told me that I am very controlling. She'll stay locked in the closet with the dog collar on until she apologizes for her comment."
"What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name You didn't hold the pillow down long enough."
"Harness the power of my dog's wagging tail and we could step into a much greener future."
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one."