80783

Joke of the Day

"Sorry I dropped your baby and tried to catch it with my foot."

"If Chris Redfield worked pest control... It would be called Resident Weavile."

"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: ""don't..."" Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: ........ Dad: ""HI GAY. I'M DAD"""

"I'm agender and that gender is male"

"I don't discriminate based skin colour, I do it based on clothes... In fact you could call me a fashist"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth when he was eating a slice of pizza? He ate it before it was cool"

"I tried phone sex today I ended up with hearing aids"

"Let's put a little smile on that face..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aramis ! Aramis who ? Aramis'tery !"

"What does a Jew do to make them love Christmas? Install a parking meter on the roof."