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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cold hotdog? A cold-dog"
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"Picking a Xmas gift for your wife is hard, so I've decided to deplete our bank account, fake my own death & move to Thailand She'll love it"
"I'm just a boy, standing in front of the toilet paper aisle, trying to decide whether I want to wipe with a pillow, a cloud, or a kitten."
"Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat? If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry."
"A new Zealand joke Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses? They saw what happened to the sheep"
"Baptists Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? Because people might think they're dancing."
"A priest and a rabbi walk into congress Te priest turns to his friend and says ""is this some kind of joke?"""
"Doctor: *taps knee with mallet* feel that? Me: No Doctor: or this? *jabs toe with a pin* Me: Nah Doctor: Just as I suspected. This is my leg"
"if i was a klingon the first thing i would do is grow out my bangs"
"Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!"