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Joke of the Day
"Baptists Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? Because people might think they're dancing."
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"How do you castrate an Amish man? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"What do you call an angry German? Sauerkraut."
"What's that there? got you"
"Poured my cat some almond milk & now she has bangs & drives a Prius."
"Wife: Have you seen my razor? Me: [with only one eyebrow] I have not"
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"Making cakes Mom: I need to go to the store to buy some molasses. Dad: Why don't you just dig under the front yard?"