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Joke of the Day

"NBC is contemplating a new TV series titled ""Airline Tragedies."" They are putting the pilot together right now."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak? Because their entire species is extinct."

"So a radio talks to another radio Over."

"I once bought an e. e. cummings poem collection.. It was the worst game of Mad Libs ever."

"What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark."

"The guy I just cut off thinks he's gonna destroy my car with high beams."

"Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest? Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars."

"If you don't swear when you're driving, you aren't paying enough attention to the road."

"I'm really good mates with 25 letters out of the alphabet I don't know why"

"a cool magic trick woud be if a magiciam puts their hand in a hat & sombody wearin a hat in the audience sudenly feels a hand on their head"