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Joke of the Day

"Fellaz: Commenting on and liking every other half-naked girl's Facebook picture makes you look damn thirsty! Have some dignity or buy some."

"What type of fossil fuel likes to tell dick jokes? Crude Oil"

"Whoever decided to use pantyhose as a bank robbing disguise must have had one hell of a speech to convince his buds to follow along."

"Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!"

"Hamster joke There is a boy, he owns a hamster. What does the hamster eat? Ham."

"What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it? Unbereavable."

"What's the difference between Jimmy Savile and a greyhound. The Greyhound waits for the hair to appear first."

"Text exchange: me- we need eggs. hub- how many? Me- One. See if they will sell you just one."

"I've gone unverified for 5,000 years. Why change now?"

"*follows Dreams* ~dream doesn't follow back~ ~unfollows Dream~"