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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."
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"My knock, knock joke Knock, Knock Who's there? The Doctor. Doctor who? No, just The Doctor."
"My wife always tells me that I treat my kid unfair. I don't even know which one she means. Thomas, Carl or the fat and ugly one?"
"What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over? Olympus has fallen."
"Indian food tasted a little off at the restaurant it was a naan issue"
"*seductively slides hand along store shelf to distract you* *grabs last bag of Cheetos* *tucks, rolls, and runs away*"
"""just got my rejection letter from MENSA"" -idiots."
"One good thing about being ugly is that when someone stares at you for too long you automatically know they wanna rob you."
"""Daddy, what does 'autonomous' mean?"" ""Do your own fucking homework!"""
"Gymnasts used to look tiny and cute, now they look like they'll kick your @ss in a bar fight."