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Joke of the Day

"The best curve on a girl is her smile... Naw just kiddin, look at dat ass."

"I'm sick of this condescending parrot making fun of the way I talk."

"what do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching"

"What is a dentist's office? A filling station."

"Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead."

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I haven't had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"They say you have safety in numbers... Sure, tell *that* to 6,000,000 Jews. [Source](http://youtu.be/Rzb_p1mRW1M?t=4m48s) I really recommend watching the entire video though, it's hilarious."

"What do you call a gay fly? a maggot"

"Have you heard about the new restaurant on Mars? The atmosphere was ok, but the place looked a bit rusty."

"What's the difference between golf and sky diving? Twack......... Shit!"