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Joke of the Day
"A guy tried to fight me for $0.25 I gave him no quarter."
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"A man gets into an accident in which both his ring fingers are cut off. Needless to say, his wife was shocked."
"""What's the difference between sin and shame?"" ""It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."""
"My friend lied to me about pooping in the slow cooker. What a crock of shit."
"How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions? ...a crime fighter"
"Why do lawyers wear neckties? to keep their foreskins from creeping up."
"My next door neighbour is really loud and obnoxious. So now I know how Canada feels. Well, it's what he would have wanted more."
"[Testing Cat-Human Translator] Scientist: Cat, what is your name? Cat: I AM KANG THE DESTROYER Owner: It's not working. His name is Socks."
"For Follow Friday I recommend Saturday."
"Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen."