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Joke of the Day
"Pity the poor egg. He only gets laid once in his life, and even then it's by his mother."
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"This spider just got away from me because I made the classic villain mistake of telling him my whole evil plan before killing him."
"Police: We'd like u to come with us to answer some questions about ur husband's disappearance. Mrs. Potato Head eating french fries: why?"
"A horse walks in a bar Bartender: why the long face? Horse: I just found out I have cancer."
"Q: What do you call a fish with three eyes? A: Fiiish."
"The blind soccer world cup... ... where there's no 'eye' in 'team'"
"What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called? Dr Whoover"
"What do you call a Nazi's concealed weapon? Auschwitz blade!"
"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra"
"It's 2011, microwaves should have one button that says Cook Shit."