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Joke of the Day

"Police: We'd like u to come with us to answer some questions about ur husband's disappearance. Mrs. Potato Head eating french fries: why?"

"Are you saying that if I shoot you with a pistol, you won't get hurt? Why don't you give it a shot?"

"Harambe jokes... Can we kill them too?"

"What do you call a prostitute that has been kidnapped? A whorestage"

"How do you find a blind man at a nudist beach? It's not hard"

"What is the worst way to ask for a cigarette in San Francisco? ""You got a fag I can bum?"""

"what did the router say to the doctor? It hertz when IP."

"Find everything OK, sir? Everything except happiness! You won't find that at Wal-Mart! We laughed & laughed until my credit card declined"

"What's the hardest part to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair"

"that's a rather intricate bullet proof vest ur wearing ""this is a front-side baby carrier. this is my baby.."" dude that's messed up"