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Joke of the Day
"What's up? This guy! (points at self)"
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"What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs? A couple of steps closer to their final destination."
"My wife called me crazy... CALLED"
"How do you stop a nigger from raping a girl? Throw him a basketball"
"You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me."
"I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker."
"I made a meme"
"My wife says I've placed unreasonable expectations on our kids, but I think Superman and Wolverine will turn out just fine."
"my agent sent me a list of my followers & circled all crude avatars in red ink. if i dont block these people it WILL cost me the Arby's deal"
"When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper ""You did this."""