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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Java and JavaScript? Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are."

"Did you hear about those new anti-gravity cars? They really drive me up a wall!"

"Sorry I missed your facebook event, I was super busy not considering you a friend."

"Facebook is a good reminder that I went to school with idiots."

"What do you call two crows on a park bench? Attempted murder."

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Fair Trade."

"If seagulls fly over the sea,what flies over the bay? Bagels. Ha."

"Thousands of bird droppings are found on a playground.... Police suspect fowl play."

"Why don't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they take all the green cards. (friend at work told me this gem)"

"Met a beautiful girl down at the park today.. Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex right there and then. God, I love my new Taser..."